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There are things that happen in life that I can't tell my friends and family about. However, a person can't keep everything inside!

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Saturday, May 14

Sex Drought

It's happening again. I've fallen into a bit of a funk and fallen out of initiating (or reciprocating) anything sexual. I think it's been over a week since we've done anything and my prevading feeling is guilt at letting down my wifely obligations. We had a frank discussion the other night about anal sex (remember, my husband reads my blog, so he knew it was on my mind.) It was good to discuss it with him and try to work things out a bit. But a discussion is not a boinking and I'm feeling bad that my husband's not looked after.

I'm going to do some reading (unfurling, your story inspired me!) and then go in to the bedroom where my sleeping husband lies. I'm going to position myself so that I can take his penis in my mouth and wake him with lovely feelings. He's a light sleeper, so he'll awake before I get too far. I'll suggest he go back to sleep and gently enclose my mouth fully around his penis. It's morning, so he'll be semi-hard, but I'll be able to fit the whole thing in my mouth. I'll gently run my tongue over him, still with keeping my lips fully around his member. He'll grow longer, harder and I'll gently start moving my mouth up and down. It's warm this morning, so if the blankets are disturbed, my husband won't get cold. I may use my hands to cup his ball, all the while moving my mouth up and down (still slowly) his shaft. When his breath changes, I'll start going a little more quickly, flicking my tongue over the sensitive bit at the tip. He'll be relaxed, I'm certainly highly motivated, it won't be long until he comes. I'll swallow him up and let him sleep until noon, like we'd previously arranged.
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